dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
tell your sister to shave her snatch
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
