I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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