Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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