I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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