omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Randomize
