I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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