Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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