You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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