My brain says no but my pants say off.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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