The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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