i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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