with your own penis?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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