Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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