if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
