So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
How's work?
Spinning.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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