I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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