Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
These tits shall not be calmed
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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