is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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