To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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