I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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