i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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