i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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