Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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