i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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