Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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