i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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