so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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