Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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