There is no way he is gay with that hair.
this boner is exhausting
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
A+ Viking dick
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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