It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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