New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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