I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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