David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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