oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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