Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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