yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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