Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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