im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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