i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize