I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
