Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he was CRYING into my vagina
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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