Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You are the jesus of drinking
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
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