u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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