woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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