KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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