k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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