Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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