: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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