it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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