I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Randomize
