Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Randomize