Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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