Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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