I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
