If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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