Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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